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Limbaugh had multiple orgasms on the air telling listeners about how he met Flynn, about his personal special screening of this movie, and how great it isit isnt. Yes, there are a few Muslim terrorists at the beginningand even the government of Iran is made to seem like the bad guy, AT FIRSTbut in the end, Iran isnt so bad, and the only real bad guy here is the typical bete noir terrorist in Hollywood movies a former CIA agent who is crazy and has gone rogue for reasons that really arent explained. Watch Fubar Online Full Movie' title='Watch Fubar Online Full Movie' />Yaaaaawn. How many times have we seen that before Um, Jason Bourne, anyone Also, I was absolutely underwhelmed by actor Dylan OBrien, the lightweight who plays the title hero. Mountain Men Season 2015 here. By Debbie Schlussel. Sorry that I dont love the movie over which everyones expecting me to gush, but I really didnt like anything new at the movies, this. Its no surprise that Mitch rhymes with bitch. The guy looks and sounds like a wuss, even despite the macho fighting scenes undoubtedly performed by a stunt double. He has a baby face and the feminine voice of a wimpy kid from suburban New York. He should be in a boy band, not in this movie. Theres no macho here. Watch Dogs 2 got its final patch today, which makes impossible to use mods while online if youre playing on PC. The games publisher, Ubisoft, says that this is. The guy isnt very manly, even when he sports a beard. His acting is abysmalnot that youd expect more from a guy who is best known for starring on MTV, which nobody watches anymore. The acting in this is mostly schlocky and amateurish and performed rotely by unknowns. The real starthe only person worth paying attention to hereis Michael Keaton. But I didnt really enjoy watching him being tortured by having his fingernails pulled out and being electrocuted. Yes, this movie is extremely violent, bloody, and graphic, which would have been fine, if the terrorists doing the torturing were Muslim as they almost always are in real life. But the manicurist here is the aforementioned renegade CIA agent, known as The Ghost. Sure, I loved the fight and action scenes in this movie. Other than Keaton, they are the best thing to watch in this. But please show me one instance in the real world in which the real terrorist trying to get a nuclear bomb and attacking American agents is a rogue American agent who isnt Muslim. If they did a movie about Bradley aka Chelsea Manning betraying America, working with Muslims, and then frolicking in makeup and a red bathing suit with Vogues Anna Wintour, fine. But this movie is nothing like that. The story Mitch Rapp is some guy they never tell you anything about him who makes a cheesy, hokey proposal to his sexy girlfriend on the beach. We see this on shaky footage of his cellphone. But, then, Islamic terrorists attack the beach, and the girlfriend is killed. Note that the terrorists never make an allahu FUBAR declaration before the attack and the words Islam and jihad are never mentioned, not even once. This movie is as sanitized as possible. Mitch decides to get revenge on the terrorists, tracks them online, and the CIA is watching as he goes to them somewhere in the Middle East. The CIA is impressed, so it recruits him as the next big thing assassin, and he is sent to Michael Keatons farm to train. Someone is obtaining parts to put together a nuclear bomb and start the next world war. Ostensibly, its supposed to be Iran, but its really the rogue CIA guy, The Ghost. The rest of the movie is spent trying to track down The Ghost and stop him. And those Iranianswell, they arent so bad. In fact, their intelligence minister and his niece dont want to attack Israel. Awwww. how charitable of them. Unlike Limbaugh and the rest of the groupies, I judge all Hollywood movies by the same standards. And by my standards, this is yet another exercise in PC hackery, no matter who wrote it or whether or not they gave Limbaugh a private screening to make him feel important, so hed predictably pay them back by praising their crap. HALF A MARXWatch the trailer. Rated R More like Mother er You Wasted Two Hours One Minute of My Life Ill Never Get Back I hated this pretentious, long, boring exercise in far left New Age psychobabble gobbledygook. The studio required us to read their many pages long BS pimping this movie before we saw it. I read it, and tried miserably to stay awake while doing so. The pages quoted the movies insane writer and director, Darren Aronofsky who is also sleeping with the movies star, Jennifer Lawrence, as saying the movie is some sort of allegory about climate change and deniers and people in the Western world fighting over the worlds resources when the worlds population is so large and there isnt enough. He also seemed to indict voters for Trump and the current political climate. PUH LEEZE, will you just Shut the F Up By the way, I suppose this accounts for the dumb affectation of the lower cased movie titleI guess Aronofsky, a typical limousine liberal, didnt want to waste a capital M. Then, I screened the movie, and the first half of it is actually entertaining and mysterious. Feel Good Baby Cannibalism Movie of the Year Comedic actress Kristen Wiig makes an appearance and summarily executes a bunch of human beings, after which a baby is murdered and a bunch of people rip it apart and eat it. If thats what you want to spend ten bucks plus on, for entertainment, youre deranged. The movie is just nuts and a complete waste of two hours and one minute of your life youll never get back. This piece of garbage film tells the story of a young woman Lawrence married to an older man Jew hater Javier Bardem who is some sort of relatively famous poetnovelist. He has writers block, and they are holed up in an old mansion in the middle of the country, where he is trying to write his next best seller. She is restoring the house, though she is haunted by it and feels the life living within its walls. She also wants to have a baby. One night, an older man Ed Harrisa strangershows up at their home, claiming he thought it was a bed and breakfast. He inveigles his way into their home and their life, against Lawrences wishes. He ends up staying the night, then his wife Michelle Pfeiffer shows up, then his family, and soon they are taking over the house as if its their own. Suddenly, the house is overwhelmed by people, and Lawrence is shocked and angry that no one will listen to her. They are taking apart her house. I laughed at the chutzpah of all of these people, but the movie soon becomes stupid and unbelievable with no discernible plot or point. It just gets completely ridiculous and makes the whole first halfno, the whole moviepointless. Mother, indeed. FOUR MARXES PLUS FOUR OBAMAS PLUS FOUR MICHELLE LAVAUGHN ROBINSON HUSSEIN OBAMA IDI AMIN DADAS PLUS TWO ISIS BEHEADINGSWatch the trailer. Rebel in the Rye Rated PG 1. As Ive noted on this site before, I think that J. D. Salinger is the most overrated writer in American history. And his novel, The Catcher in the Rye, is the most overrated novel in America. Its crap, picked by liberal educators and forced on high school students across America every year, so it continues to make the Salinger family and estate zillions of dollars. It seems the whole idea of the bookthe reason the uber liberal Salinger wrote itwas to start this trend which is now status quo in which there is no respect for authority and parents and adults are idiots. If the novel came out today, it would sound like every other pointless, angsty, overwrought Young Adult novel.